petewentzmakesnosentz:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

If you ever want to win an argument just go “listen here you little shit”

Mom: You’re grounded

Me: Listen here you little shit

i tried this and it did not work bad idea 0/10 do not recommend 

(via thereweretearsinhereyes)

racistmom:

i truly do not remember the last time i did my homework at home

(via livingandforgetting)

condorn:

Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium

(via misused-adolescence)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

(via cassieeebee)

loudmouthcristy:

 

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

theangryviolinist:

do re mi fa so done with this semester

(via lumeainchisa)

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

(Source: bl-eehh, via a-hipster-teen)

condamn:

urbanfuck:

are you made out of latex because condamn

hello

(via a-hipster-teen)